My Mind is a Scary Place

So, classes have started.
It has already been a roller coaster ride.
Being inside my head is a strange, wonderful and sometimes frightening place. A bit like Arizona real estate, all appears smooth but you never know what lurks in the darkness.

Over the course of the last 2.5 days I've had the following thoughts either in class or between classes. Of course, everything is really between classes these days, isn't it?

I hate people.
What am I doing here?
I should have been a rock star.
This is so cool!
He rocks this subject (in reference to a prof.)!
LAME
Oh my gosh.....someone shoot me now.
I am an energy law geek. I actually got that joke.
This is going to be fun!
Am I freaking insane?
LAME (again)
I hate administrative types. Please God, don't make me be like that.
Is this what higher education does to people?
How the heck am I going to get all this reading done?
I will adjust.
I should have more female professors. I don't think I like men.
Some men are OK.
Gosh there are a lot of people in this room.
Great class! This is going to be fun! (again)