Superbowl Fan?

I have a confession. We don't watch the Superbowl. We don't even know who is playing. I told Boy Wonder today that the Superbowl was on - figured I should at least tell him what the Superbowl is, right? He told me he liked football. I told him he was welcome to stop playing computer games and go watch the game on tv. Nothing happened.

I found out on the radio that I was supposed to rush out and get not only a new big screen tv, but HDMI splitters so I can enjoy the game in every room of my house. I settled for buying 3 avocados and tortilla chips. Just doing my part to support the big game.