Boldly going where no dog has gone before

Wife: You are not going to believe what your son did with your dog.
(Note - two "yours" in one sentence. This probably is not going to be good.)

Me: Uh oh, what?

Wife: You know the platform where the slide connects with the play structure?

Me: Yes. (Picturing the play structure/swing set I build in the freezing rain about a year ago.)

Wife: Your son got the dog up there with him. She jumped up and down off of it - twice.

Me: Wow. (That is about 4 1/2 feet off the ground. Maddie is very athletic.)

Wife: I told him not to do it again so she doesn't hurt her legs.

Me: Good idea. (Mental note: find something athletic to show Boy Wonder to do with Maddie that is unlikely to result in a broken leg on anyone.)

A new advernture every day!